The drafts are done. Hopefully your lineup is set. It’s time for the trash talk to begin!! But in order to have a successful league, you must have the perfect punishment for last place. Here are some options.

Let’s start with some reasonable ones:

1. League winner names league loser team for the next season.
2. Loser serves drinks at the Super Bowl party/Fantasy Draft. (Attire is negotiable)
3. Trophy for winner. Horrible trophy for loser.
4. “I suck at fantasy football” license plate frame for the loser to be kept on vehicle all year.
5. Loser must solve a puzzle in a dark closet wearing only a headlamp.

A step up:

1. The Waffle House Campout- A classic. The loser must pit in at a waffle or pancake joint for 24 hours with one hour deducted for every waffle or pancake consumed.
2. Busking with no talent- The loser must busk at a location within the city playing an instrument they have no knowledge of. The task is over when a certain amount of money is raised and donated to charity.
3. Perform 5 minutes of standup at a local comedy club. Although this one seems like a punishment for all involved.
4. Nathans Hot Dog Challenge-The loser must eat the same amount of hot dogs eaten by the winner of the Nathan’s Hot Dog Challenge that year. However, the loser has one week to do it.
5. Take an inflatable doll on a date. Pretty self explanatory. Of course, it will be filmed.

Extreme: (I am not responsible for any safety issues involved with these.)

1. Donate sperm at a sperm clinic giving permission to be contacted by all resulting children once they turn 18.
2. Run a marathon without training. (Seriously, don’t have heart attack. If my team were looking like trash, I’d be training all season.).
3. Spray Tan Night Out- The loser gets a spray tan and takes the crew out on the town. Loser must also wear all white to really make the spray tan pop.
4. Tattoo- It’s simple. Loser gets the birthdate of the winner tattooed on their body with the phrase “Best Day Ever” leading to many awkward questions at the beach.
5. Sexy calendar- The loser must create a full sexy calendar and distribute said calendar to all members of the league. To really step it up, have a calendar release party with the loser wearing sexy attire. To step it up further, invite significant others and have the loser personally distribute a copy to them as well.